Happy Valentine's Day to one and all. May L.O.V.E. always surround you, your heart and your spirit.
This "uber post everyone is waiting for: When it first started, well-- it would be a 2-3 day project. Sorry, it is taking me much longer than I once thought. So, to quell expectations, do not expect it before at least Thursday.... at best. Besides, it gives me some comfort in making a few people who will be the topic of it some expectation of worry. (Again, NOT the people I have promised to keep their information to myself. That commitment remains as the day I first promised it.)
In the meantime, for a long time I have laughed at some of the topics within the Spam mail I get. So here's just a few from today's mailbox, in no particular order.
Crime Lab Analyst: Learn how to solve crimes followed by a savings of up to 90% with the offering by KGB and then another says I can outsmart the bad guys. /methinks mealready outsmarted the bad guys but methinks a bodyguard would prove a smart purchase.
Checkout the latest:
They have found:
MY dream job and all I have to do is take a Career Quiz first
A way for me to gain new confidence: Breast Implants. what happens if I already have them?
A way to get my home healthy, in the privacy of my home
All I have to do is:
Complete a survery to get a free pizza
Send $1 shipping to get 4 movies from Disney Movie Club
In my email, they've sent me:
A WAL*MART Gift card
(A book of) Matches that talk "Communicate with your matches for free" throws out the ones in my junk drawer for being stupid
A check is waiting hopefully not on a corner where the Crime Lab Analyst or KGB are
A way to activate cash I think that one should be first.
An invitation for 2/13 (on 2/13)... Sorry Singlesnet but I think I'll be late to the party
An Award update for a Chevrolet Promo Never heard of this model of Chevy, have you?
A $1000 WAL*MART certificate survey... Hot damn! Wait... huh?
Electronic cigarettes What if I don't have any electricity to light them?
An invitation from some apples to apply to their Orchard Bank for a MasterCard
An invitation to complete a survey that will take so long they've given me 2 roundtrip tickets.
So I am off to eat the 5 large pizzas while having a conversation with my matches, and then to see if the private home health company could coordinate a visit with the breast implant folks for a friend. Transferable? I hope so. While they are doing that I'll pick up my new Chevy Promo and head to WAL*MART for the gift cards and ask if the Crime Analyst or KGB will accept them as payment. The dogs will have found a $1 in my couch cushions so I can get the 4 free movies, so I can watch them while plugging into an outlet to smoke my electronic cigarettes. If anything happens, then I will have a line of Apple credit to pay for a new house, and the folks at the Engineering school can send some of their students over to rebuild my house as interns.
Happy Valentine's Day ...
I L.O.V.E. you all!