(I have laughed so hard I have peed myself a few times reading this!) REAL DEAL!
( its from a Spanish customer to OMG ):
"I tell you what, the order date is 30/JAN/2009 and today is 5/MARCH/2010, it's 2 months and 5 days, AND I HAVE NOTHING!!!
This time is more than specificated on the laws. I have rights to make a complaint in comisary. If you don't reply me saying a date to receive my opus, I will go to police. If you tell me a date to receive the opus and in this date I have nothing, I'll go to police.You are warned. You are playing with me and I will not consent. You don't know with whom you are dealing with.
Me and all the Michael Jackson fans who made a order, will destroy your email account with thousands and thousands of mails
SO, KARL ANSWERED:
Is there a contact number with which I can call you please?
so, the customer answers Karl:
"No, there is not a telephone number. And I don't speak english so good, I'm using translator software.
If you have to say something to me, do it with the same method than me, via e-mail.
I don't have to say nothing. All I have to do is to communicate this fraud to the police if you don't give TO US (ALL EUORPE AND THE WORLD) our MJ Opus.
We have rights, you know? And I will continue sending thousands and thousands of e-mails if you dont GIVE US THE OPUS!! Tell us where are OUR opus,.... AND DO IT RIGHT NOW. Because you are the only who can do it. If you don't do it is because you don't want to. Is so sad to think there are people like you in the world. And all we need is a solvent person.
Reply me via e-mail. But, if you want to talk with somebody who speak english, I can give you lots of telephon numbers of people who are in the same situation like me, people from www.mjhideout.com who speak english very well. They have some things to say to you.
We -- are -- not-- going ----to ---stop--- 'til---get ----our---OPUSES!!!!!!!!!! *
"Your MJ Opus will be with you delivered by FedEx this coming week, no later that Thursday 12th March.
I will be able to email you on Tuesday morning 10th March to advise you of your FedEx tracking number and the time of delivery on the 12th March.
and then Karl again:
I don't want to argue with and I don't want to fight and I don't want to make the situation worse than it is. All I wish to do is make sure that you receive your opus this coming week as I have said in my last email. That is my only goal. The only reason I asked to call you was so that I could tell you this myself calmly and sincerely, that was all and not to cause to anymore negative feelings.
I will email you again on tuesday with the up to date information as promised.
Best and have a nice weekend.