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Friday, March 12, 2010

Mother's Day gift suggestion from Kraken Opus





Anyone want to get their mother an MJ Opus?  Ok, fly to London and pick it up! 
PS.  Yes, this is a REAL ad sent to a customer who is still waiting for their PRE-Order MJ Opus from 2009!  Oh my *#$$^#*# gawd!  Seriously? 
Here is the ACTUAL email header:
From: Kraken Opus (enquiries@krakenopus.com)
Subject: A Special Gift for Mother's Day
To: *redacted*
Date: Friday, March 12, 2010, 13:51

**sorry, guess I missed part of it... thanks Lavender for point that out** Gawww, I AM tired!

G'night!  *stumbles to bed*

14 comments:

  1. After I stopped laughing, then I got mad, then I started laughing again. Wow those are some big huevos!!! To send it to someone who still hasn't gotten the one they paid for months ago.

    Let's see-- order for delivery by Christmas-- delivered by Mother's Day. Order for Mother's Day, delivery by Christmas? Just wondering.

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  2. HAHA!!CPC !!SO FUNNY!! AND YOU ARE RIGHT !, IF WE ORDER FOR MOTHERS DAY...WE WILL GET IT FOR CHRISTMAS!!...OH! I UNDERSTAND THIS SITUATION NAW !!!!...THE OPIS WERE A MOTHERS DAY GIFT !!!...WOW...LPPC IS SPEECHLESS....

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  3. I have received this email as well. I really wanted to reply and say "come on dude, give me the one I've purchased before you try to coax me into buying another one", but ofcourse I didn't. They are so darn silly, aren't they. No wonder they make the MJ Opus delivery a total mess.

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  4. But you know what, the email I received actually tells me to pick my copy up in the London store. So I suppose they don't intend to give this offer to internationals. But then there is an error in their mailing list, right? Geee.....

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  5. Whoopsie..thanks Lavender! I put it all up-- heck, that makes it even funnier. Come to THEM to get it! Funnier part, think of all the places it is being sent to. rofl

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  6. @ Cali... I've just checked my mail and I got the SAME mail... It's unbelievable that they are offering the book for mother's day... I think Sam should go (if he didn't receive it yet) and pick his book on the store... it will be faster than wait for the book to be delivered...

    Anyway... is a funny mail...

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  7. Ok that's 4 people I know now who got it. (another in email told me this morning).

    I'm sorry, but after I get over the initial "Oh my gawd, did they REALLY do that"... I laugh uncontrollably! So, this and the email exchange between the customer and Karl are what will start my mornings.

    I need SOMETHING to make me laugh these days-- the rest is just so sad it makes me grumpy.

    Ha ha @ Paly-- yes, Sam should go into the store and pick his up! Well really, they should have put it on a train to him, but that's what I would have done. (Of course, we know if I was in charge of this, you all wouldn't still be waiting! They just needed Pitbull Cali to take care of their problems. laughing!)

    I don't want to bust their ba**s too much... this morning. We're getting there.. slowly but Shirley..err, I mean surely. HA

    Thank you thank you! Throw tips on the stage. I'll be here all week!

    Much L.O.V.E.

    Comic Cali

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  8. Ha Ha Ha! OMG... I read this and was like "WHAT???" Too funny! They did redeem themselves a little though by NOT offering to ship it (perhaps they have learned their lesson there!)

    *throws money at Cali* Oops! Sorry Cali.. didn't mean to hit you in the head with that twoonie! ($2 Canadian coin)

    Have a great day everyone!
    Patti

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  9. HAHA!! PATTI!!, you are right!!, they dont offer to ship the OPI, thats why Im going to take a shower...get dressed...( I have to find a coat, because here is summer....), and them...Im going to take...hmmmmm...let me see...to London from Buenos Aires...hmmmmm...well a ship it would take more than a weekend,and perhaps I wont be able to take advantage of their "special price", so...I will have to travel by plane to get there faster...and buy my mothers OPI gift!!!
    They are awesome!! Arent they ??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LPPC IS LAUGHING TO DEATH!!! HAHA!!!

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  10. I think we should all catch a flight to London, meet up and go in as a group!

    Can you see their faces now?

    Oh the thoughts going through my head right now. **laughs herself right off the couch!**

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  11. Oh, Cali.. Great idea!!

    FIELD TRIP!!!

    Once I stop laughing hysterically I'll call and book my flight.. Ha Ha Ha! Their expressions would almost be worth it!

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  12. Hi Cali,

    I have received the same mail - really confusing- I have ordered a second Opus on 5th January for my friend in Cologne. I gave delivery adress directly to Kraken Opus - and wie visited the showroom at London on 18. January while we were visiting the Michael-Jackson-Exhibition (will come now to New York!). We both got any answer, no tracking mail and naturally no Opus yet. I have contact to people in France which have ordered their Opus on 7th December 2009, and to people in Germany which have ordered their Opus in November 2009. They don't receive their Opus yet. Also my second Opus which should come at 30 January is missing! And than this ridiculous mail!
    gabun from mj.com/de

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  13. HELLO GABUN!

    As soon as I saw the visit to London I KNEW IT WAS YOU! How are you?

    Do me a favor-- please email me at cali_mj-fan@yahoo.com

    Also those you know who don't have their Opus yet either. I am trying to work with Kraken Opus UK in making sure no one is missed in this next set of deliveries.

    Much L.O.V.E. to you and your gf, S* *waves hello!*

    Cali

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  14. Dear Cali:

    Ja, ja, ja... when I received the same email, I thought: Mmmm this is a great gift to (pre)ordered in Mother´s day but to give it by Christmas!!

    Congratulations for "our" sense of humor!
    Lots of hugs and L.O.V.E to you and everybody here.

    Myrna Ramos
    Mexico, City.

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